They should totally canonize me.  Ok, I’m not really sure who’s in charge of canonizing a person, but whoever it is, they really should get busy processing my canonization.  Why should all the boring pious virgins get all the recognition and praise?  Being a virgin is boring, like watching paint dry.  It’s easy too!  I’d like to see some lazy pious virgin take an eleven inch black cock up her ass and not whine and complain like a little bitch.  Sluts are the ones who should be honored and revered.  We provide and irreplaceable service.  Without us, men would suffer most horribly with their big hard cocks un-fucked and un-worshipped!  We can’t have that!  Demand it with me!  Canonize Zoey the slut!!

Zesty Zoey

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