It’s so hard to find good help these days.  With all this silly business of sexual harassment.  It’s hard to be a man’s man in the workplace.

Let me apply to be your sexretary.  I have lots of useful skills.

I take good dicktation.  My oral skills are far superior to that of my fellow applicants.  I am very anal and make sure my work space is neat and prepared for any task you’d like to give me.

Are you a real man who knows how to control a woman?  Then I’m the perfect sexretary for you.

Zesty Zoey

1-844-332-2639 Ext 403