Full access to a calliphygette, destroy my ass phone sex

I am known as quite a callipygette.

So many men, every day tell me how perfect they think my ass to be.

They describe in great detail all the things that they would do to my ass.

Fucking, licking, spanking, and filling with their cum.

A sweet little calliphygette gets so many compliments and request to be allowed to play with as ass as perfect as mine.

Call me and tell me what you would do with such a perfect ass.  Then, do it.  No limits, no taboos, make my ass yours and do anything and everything your heart desires to my ass.

Zesty Zoey

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Zeus Abuse Phone Sex

Dismayed, Zeus sat restlessly on his throne on Mount Olympus. Mortals had made a mess of the world that no volley of thunderbolts could fix. In ages past, he would shapeshift into a random creature like a satyr and have his way with a mortal maiden. Then, he would empower his offspring to address the ills of the world. But, all of these demigods were already engaged. Dionysus was busy introducing Moscato boxed wine to humanity. Heracles was doing battle with the ****** hornets. With Medusa’s assistance, Perseus was enforcing social distancing. Hippolyta was in court claiming infringement of copyright for the Wonder Woman movie franchise.

Ultimately, Zeus decided to once again impregnate a mortal. But, how to select such a maiden? After all these years, Zeus was out of practice meeting women. There was no Tinder app for immortals. He could barely discern the difference between a nymph and a nympho. Zeus decided to ask his friend, Hephaestus. Zeus found him busy at work fashioning titanium earrings for sale on Etsy. Hephaestus thought long and hard about who Zeus should molest. And, then it came to him. Zoey! Zoey was an olive-complexioned mortal with youthful good looks and a shapely bottom. In Hephaestus words, once she was overpowered, Zoey was a “great fuck”.

Zeus sojourned to Earth where he found Zoey running the “spanking booth” at a local carnival. So, he sent forth a thunderbolt, and everyone scattered for shelter. In the commotion, Zeus grabbed Zoey. Using his superhuman strength, he tore off all of Zoey’s clothing. Then, he pounced on her, his fingers pinching her beautiful nipples. Zeus turned Zoey over and repeatedly slapped her backside until it turned bright red. All this pinching and slapping so stimulated Zeus so that his erect member grew to an Olympian size. Zeus spread Zoey’s legs, and he forcibly entered her “delta of Venus”. Zoey screamed with a mixture of pain and delight. After much thrusting, Zeus released a torrent of godly sperm into Zoey.

Sadly, this encounter produced no offspring. But, Zeus was not going to give up. He chained Zoey to a rock, like she was a hot Prometheus. Every day, Zeus would stop by to release all his sexual tension into her. Zoey was resigned to her new role in life. It could be exhausting and painful. But, somebody had to do it.

Zesty Zoey
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Strip Tease Phone Sex

I put some soft music on and begin a slow sensual dance.  My hips sway gently back and forth to the flow of the song.  I glide my hands up the side of my body, through my hair, and back to the top of my blouse.

Meeting your gaze, I slowly unbutton my blouse.  One button at a time, I slip through its tiny hole.  Agonizingly, you watch my every movement as my hands make their way down, down, down, to the bottom of the garment.

Turning around, I slide the blouse down baring only the tops of my creamy shoulders.  I know you’re getting hard with anticipation.  I swivel my hips, bending my knees, causing my body to undulate.  I know just the right way to move to accentuate every luscious curve.

Let me find just the right music and dance for you as I tease you with the view you’ve been waiting for.

Zesty Zoey

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Behind on the rent again phone sex

Sometimes I’m not the best at budgeting my money.  There are so many things I’d rather buy than pay my boring old rent.  I was a little bit behind when my grumpy landlord came banging on my door demanding payment.

I gave him my sweetest smile and invited him in.  I tried to explain that I would have the rent next week and I promised he’d get his money.

He explained that he was getting some kind of payment today.  He said a pretty girl like me most certainly had to be a dirty little slut.  Then he grabbed a hold of my hair and forced me to my knees shoving his hairy cock in my face.

What other choice did I have?  I opened my mouth and let him face fuck me.  I think he’ll be back next month.

Zesty Zoey

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Piano Lessons Lead to Improvement on the Skin Flute Phone Sex

I’ve always wanted to learn to play piano.  So, I found a teacher and started taking lessons.  At first he was kind and gentle with me as a new student.  As my lessons have progressed, he has become more and more of a task master.

Last lesson, I noticed a sharpened pencil on the top of the piano.  He said we’d be working on proper wrist alignment and told me to take out my lesson book.  As I played he used the pencil to poke my wrists up into proper place whenever they sagged and would slap my wrists hard with his hands whenever they raised up.

The constant corrections and pain soon had me so horny, it make focusing on the music impossible.  I stopped playing and told him that I’d play better if I heard him play it first.  He agreed to my request and when he took the bench to play, I kneeled under the piano in front of him and played my favorite instrument while he tried to play the piece in front of him.

Now I’m schedule for 3 lessons a week.  I’m not sure if I’ll get better at the piano but I’ll certainly improve my performance on the skin flute.

*wink*

Zesty Zoey

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Sexretary for hire phone sex

It’s so hard to find good help these days.  With all this silly business of sexual harassment.  It’s hard to be a man’s man in the workplace.

Let me apply to be your sexretary.  I have lots of useful skills.

I take good dicktation.  My oral skills are far superior to that of my fellow applicants.  I am very anal and make sure my work space is neat and prepared for any task you’d like to give me.

Are you a real man who knows how to control a woman?  Then I’m the perfect sexretary for you.

Zesty Zoey

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My mouth is the cure for melancholy phone sex

He looked so melancholy sitting there all alone in his booth with his lager.  I watched him as I danced with my girlfriends on the club floor.  No one joined him and he just continued to sit there, alone, drinking.  I felt the urge to find some way to cheer him up.  So, I ordered a bottle of the lager he’d been nursing for the last hour for each of us and slipped into the seat opposite him.  I slid one of the bottle across the table to him and just sat their quietly drinking with him.  Then I took his hand and lead him out to the dance floor where I swayed my hips into his to the beat of the music.

I could feel him growing rock hard inside his jeans.  So, I took his hand once again and found a dark corner of the club.  Sinking to my knees I moved my mouth on his cock to the beat of the Nickleback song blasting through the speakers.  When he exploded inside my mouth I looked up.  He wasn’t melancholy anymore.

Zesty Zoey

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Amorphous time wasting loser brings out the mean Zoey phone sex

The big fat fatty was just an amorphous loser who had a major crush on me.  Like a beautiful sexy girl like me would give any attention to a shapeless pathetic man like that.  I giggle at the thought of him even trying to find his useless little cock under all that blubber.  You know why that cock is so disgusting and small?  Because the poor thing isn’t getting any sunlight underneath that shelf you call a belly.

Most people only see my sweet side.  But amorphous losers like you who waste my time get to see a whole other side.

Zesty Zoey

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The efficacy of my pussy phone sex

The efficacy of my pussy will draw you in and keep you addicted to me.  You will crave me every minute of every day.  My body will make you hard and ready.  My pussy will make you feel your orgasm from your head to your toes, like nothing you have ever felt before.

The efficacy of my pussy to milk your cock, to draw out every last shudder of orgasm will astound you.  You will lay beneath me wrung out and limp.  As you feel me spasm around you from my own epic explosion.

Then with a rhythmic set of squeezes, my pussy will bring your cock back to life.  The efficacy of my pussy will make you cum again and again.  Even when you think you have nothing left.

Zesty Zoey

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Give your cock a workout so it doesn’t atrophy phone sex

It’s time for your cock’s daily exercise.  You know what happens if you don’t work all the muscles in your body.  I’m being completely altruistic here.  Fuck my pussy as hard as you want.  We need to make sure your cock doesn’t atrophy.  So, we have to make sure you get your daily workout.  I want to make sure you keep your cock in shape.  You never know when you’re going to need it to bang some sweet hot tasty treat like me.  Now, the only question is, what position should we start with?

Zesty Zoey

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