Spanksgiving Phone Sex

Four hundred years ago, King James of England issued an edict banning husbands from dispensing corporal punishment in the form of spankings. The king decreed that henceforth wifely transgressions would only be punished with rage, ridicule, and passive aggression. Clearly, this king never understood the spiritual values engendered by a good spanking. Husbands derived a sense of power administrating spankings. And wives enjoyed the firm physical contact.

Feeling marginalized, the leader of a pro-spank religious sect exhorted his followers. “Let us flee from this tyranny and sojourn in a land where we may spank our wives in peace.” So they left their homes to travel by ship to the New World. They named their vessel “Mayflower” after the traditional blessing “the welts on your arse may flower like roses”. After ten weeks at sea they finally landed at Plymouth Rock.

Once landed, John Smith spanked his wife with vigor. The others followed suit spanking their wives. Eventually, some friendly natives visited. The natives showed the Englishmen how to plant corn, beans, and squash. The ears of the Englishmen perked up when the natives taught them how to “tan hides”. John Smith announced, “Let us be thankful. Let us have a great party with lots of spanking, and invite the friendly natives.”

So they had the first Spanksgiving, and a festive one it was! The English husbands erected pillories to secure their wives during the spankings.  The wives removed their bodices and corsets. They entered the pillories and bent over to accept the spankings, paddlings, and whippings meted out by their husbands.  The Englishmen demonstrated the pleasures of spanking to the natives. They all enjoyed spanking Pocahontas. After the festivities, she could not sit down for a week.

Ever since that time Spanksgiving has been kept in our country. Each year Americans rejoice together with turkey, cranberry sauce, and lots of spankings.

Zesty Zoey

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Playing in your stepmom’s panties has phone sex consequences

*snap* *snap* *snap*

That’s the sound you hear from behind you when you think you have the house to yourself and snuck in to play with my panties.  When you turn and see me with the camera up to my eye snapping pictures and that sweet little smile on my face, you don’t know what to expect.  I lower the camera and tell you to put on a specific pair of panties and to model them for me.

When you hesitate, I remind you that I already have lots of pictures to send to your girlfriend.  Maybe I should text them to her now.

*giggles*

Zesty Zoey

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Punishment Paddling Phone Sex

Sir came home and I could tell by the look on his face that he was furious about something.  I brought him a glass of iced tea and knelt at his feet stroking his leg, offering him comfortSir simply sat on the couch looking down on me with that look on his face.

“Were you out today?” he asked.

“Yes,” I replied “I was running errands.”

“Mark said he saw you driving across town at 1pm today.” he said levelly.

“Yes, I was heading to do the grocery shopping for the week, Sir.” I responded.

Sir took his cell phone out of his pocket and keyed up his text message screen, “Then why did I get a text from you at 1pm?”

I hung my head.  I had been missing Sir and in the moment was only thinking about reaching out to him.

“Go get the paddle.” he commanded me.

I didn’t argue.  I jumped to obey.  We’d had this discussion before.  I’ve been working to break the habit of using my phone while driving.  I just wasn’t thinking, and I know there are consequences for not using my brain.

I handed Sir the discipline paddle.  A 21-inch pine paddle with 12 holes drilled into it.  Without needing to be told, I lowered my jeans and panties and bent over the arm of the couch.

I guarantee I’ll remember not to text and drive for a very long time.

How would you punish me?

Zesty Zoey

1-844-332-2639 Ext 403

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