Spanksgiving Phone Sex

Four hundred years ago, King James of England issued an edict banning husbands from dispensing corporal punishment in the form of spankings. The king decreed that henceforth wifely transgressions would only be punished with rage, ridicule, and passive aggression. Clearly, this king never understood the spiritual values engendered by a good spanking. Husbands derived a sense of power administrating spankings. And wives enjoyed the firm physical contact.

Feeling marginalized, the leader of a pro-spank religious sect exhorted his followers. “Let us flee from this tyranny and sojourn in a land where we may spank our wives in peace.” So they left their homes to travel by ship to the New World. They named their vessel “Mayflower” after the traditional blessing “the welts on your arse may flower like roses”. After ten weeks at sea they finally landed at Plymouth Rock.

Once landed, John Smith spanked his wife with vigor. The others followed suit spanking their wives. Eventually, some friendly natives visited. The natives showed the Englishmen how to plant corn, beans, and squash. The ears of the Englishmen perked up when the natives taught them how to “tan hides”. John Smith announced, “Let us be thankful. Let us have a great party with lots of spanking, and invite the friendly natives.”

So they had the first Spanksgiving, and a festive one it was! The English husbands erected pillories to secure their wives during the spankings.  The wives removed their bodices and corsets. They entered the pillories and bent over to accept the spankings, paddlings, and whippings meted out by their husbands.  The Englishmen demonstrated the pleasures of spanking to the natives. They all enjoyed spanking Pocahontas. After the festivities, she could not sit down for a week.

Ever since that time Spanksgiving has been kept in our country. Each year Americans rejoice together with turkey, cranberry sauce, and lots of spankings.

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Punishment Paddling Phone Sex

Sir came home and I could tell by the look on his face that he was furious about something.  I brought him a glass of iced tea and knelt at his feet stroking his leg, offering him comfortSir simply sat on the couch looking down on me with that look on his face.

“Were you out today?” he asked.

“Yes,” I replied “I was running errands.”

“Mark said he saw you driving across town at 1pm today.” he said levelly.

“Yes, I was heading to do the grocery shopping for the week, Sir.” I responded.

Sir took his cell phone out of his pocket and keyed up his text message screen, “Then why did I get a text from you at 1pm?”

I hung my head.  I had been missing Sir and in the moment was only thinking about reaching out to him.

“Go get the paddle.” he commanded me.

I didn’t argue.  I jumped to obey.  We’d had this discussion before.  I’ve been working to break the habit of using my phone while driving.  I just wasn’t thinking, and I know there are consequences for not using my brain.

I handed Sir the discipline paddle.  A 21-inch pine paddle with 12 holes drilled into it.  Without needing to be told, I lowered my jeans and panties and bent over the arm of the couch.

I guarantee I’ll remember not to text and drive for a very long time.

How would you punish me?

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Abecedarian Phone Sex: S is for spanking!!!

I love a good hard long spanking.  The sounds my ass makes with each slap.  The sharp pain as your hand or the paddle or the cane makes contact.  The building ache that begins to build in my pussy.  I’m a spanking slut.  Hold me down and beat my ass and I’ll do anything you desire.  When you’ve got my ass cherry red, I just can’t help myself.  I yearn to please you so that maybe you’ll spank me again.

*wiggles my lily white ass at you grinning over my shoulder*

Come and get me!!  Hee hee!

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